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Qualified For Nothing

The comedy advice podcast you didn't know you needed. Three hosts, zero qualifications and a lot of opinions.

Bad advice, great company

Qualified For Nothing started the way most bad ideas do: three friends, one microphone and the belief that we could fix other people's problems. We cannot. It has not stopped us yet.

Every episode, IdaKim, meme farmer hamish and I read your problems and the wildest stories we can find, then hand out advice that is funny, warm and almost certainly unqualified. Some episodes genuinely help. Most make you laugh. All of them are better with you listening.

Got a situation that needs three unqualified opinions? Send it in and we might read it on air. We remove names and identifying details unless you ask us to keep them in.

Your hosts

Three experts in nothing at all

Celaine's ASMR

The Soothing Specialist. ASMR creator and the calm in the room. Also the one who keeps reminding everyone the show is supposed to be family friendly.

IdaKim

The Whispering Wonder. Streamer, ASMR artist and chaos consultant. Her advice is either perfect or completely unhinged, with no middle ground.

meme farmer hamish

The Comedy Genius. Comedian, streamer and certified plot escalator. If an episode goes off topic, it is usually his fault.

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